beautifulonedirection:

hoaran:

legend has it is that if you go into your bathroom at night at 12:00 and spin around chanting “get out, get out, get out of my head” the liam payne wax figure will appear in the mirror and make you fall into his arms instead 

hahahahhahahaha

mcpofife:

harry styles and a girl sitting in a tree

T - A - L - K - I - N - G

first comes polite introductions

then comes pleasant conversation

then comes a million tabloid stories about how he fucked her, and emotionally unbalanced fans crying over it and calling her an ugly whore

atleastimnotbrentspiner:

TUMBLR IS LIKE THE ONLY WEBSITE THAT HAS A MESSAGING SYSTEM BUT NOT A FUCKING SENT ITEMS FOLDER

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO SOMEONE AFTER I SEND IT

sarcastic-snowflake:

so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”

malcolmxinthemiddle:

im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage. 

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle