April 2013
beautifulonedirection:
hoaran:
legend has it is that if you go into your bathroom at night at 12:00 and spin around chanting “get out, get out, get out of my head” the liam payne wax figure will appear in the mirror and make you fall into his arms instead
hahahahhahahaha
mcpofife:
harry styles and a girl sitting in a tree
T - A - L - K - I - N - G
first comes polite introductions
then comes pleasant conversation
then comes a million tabloid stories about how he fucked her, and emotionally unbalanced fans crying over it and calling her an ugly whore
atleastimnotbrentspiner:
TUMBLR IS LIKE THE ONLY WEBSITE THAT HAS A MESSAGING SYSTEM BUT NOT A FUCKING SENT ITEMS FOLDER
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER WHAT I SAID TO SOMEONE AFTER I SEND IT
sarcastic-snowflake:
so this morning i went for a blood test and i was freaking out when the lady took out needle, and she was just like “i tell you what i tell all my teenage girl patients, just pretend like you are getting bitten by the white boy from the twilight movie”
malcolmxinthemiddle:
im still crying at if you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage.
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
February 2013
noo00oo00oo00oo:
ibeggedformercytwice:
yellowcrayonwillow:
harleyquinnivere:
yellowcrayonwillow:
i would l to learn how to pick locks
What the fuck is this website preparing us for?
sodamnrelatable:
and here we see a visual representation of my life
crispychocolate:
serkret:
god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
Friends: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me.
Other friends: Omg this boy I like sent me an adorable message about how amazing he thinks I am.
Me: Sometimes people on Tumblr send me messages saying that they like my blog. It's very touching
other fans: im not obsessed im dedicated
me: im obsessed
cerealnotserial:
absolutelycats:
who-dares2:
chrisiskorean:
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
myspace
crocs
First piece of bread in a loaf.
The third jonas brother
Beyonce’s sister
Leonardo DiCaprio’s talent
the...
odair:
lampsarepeopletoo:
the entire premise of the fairly odd parents makes no sense
why does he not just wish for friends and a better babysitter and pizza
everyone likes pizza
i think u need to reread
h4te:
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
unshaped:
when you need to pee all day but you can’t
and then you get home and finally can
January 2013
64kbps:
rufiohhorse:
64kbps:
whats so bad about house arrest like i probably wouldnt even mind i dont even exit the house
what if they shut off your wifi
no
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.
i just asked him to bless this post and he did
December 2012
someone have sex with me before we die
barackinaroundthechristmastree:
now let’s all take a moment to reflect on how much we depend on a single website
gutomakoparati:
When someone leave you, don’t stay in that same spot. Go and find another place. So when that person comes back, he/she would know that there’s nothing to come back for.
mokou:
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
October 2012
In the future:
Child: Mom what did you do when you were a teenager?
Me: I had a blog.
Child: About what?
Me:
Husband: Me
Child: What else did you do?
Me:
Me:
Husband: Thats it.
